Yeah, I know it's bad for you. But so is putting on mascara while you're driving. I still do that.
I am finally done with student teaching! I am so happy to be able to sleep again. If you have seen me in the past 3 months and wondered how I am so happy with so little sleep...I'm not. It's the caffeine.
I want to give a shout out to every Diet Coke, Diet Coke with Lime, Cherry Coke, Mountain Dew, Monster, and RockStar (notice the progression of this chronological list) I have chugged in the wee hours of the last 3 months. Without you, I would be nothing. Without you, I would have my name etched into a desk or graffitied in a bathroom stall. Without you, I would have been tardy more than my 12th grade students. You have fully converted me from only drinking water. I love you.
So thank YOU, Coke products and energy drinks, for allowing me to give a beautiful imitation of coherence, awareness, and sanity.